It's almost noon in Tahoe and I guarantee you there are drunk drivers on the road. But hey. We live in a remote area, so why the hell not?
If you're going to be day drinking don't try and walk places. You might fall down and hurt yourself. If you decide to leave home after your twelfth mimosa at wine o'clock, make sure to drive damn it!
And when you're drunk driving make sure to drive extra fast. That way you have less time on the road. This decreases your chance of getting pulled over and going to jail.
I should start a blog called 'Ask Adrienne'. IDK. I'm drunk.